Frosted Crossbones

Saturday, March 12, 2011

My day as a redneck...

So, a few Saturdays ago we had to drop of Joel's truck to get looked at again since he already had it fixed and it was acting funny again so he took in under warranty. We also had to go run some business related errands. We decided to take my assistant Mikey and Lisa decided that she also wanted to go so that she could get some feathers from Cabella's to make earrings with. While at Cabella's we decided that it would be a fun and hilarious idea to go to the "shooting" Range. I'm not a gun person by any means.

Get them thar guns ready!

Lili is so serious.

Mikey's got this! Joel keeps giggling!

Huh?

I think she got it...

I got's you thing that makes the squirelly move!

Lili actually didn't find the feathers she wanted which sucked. We then had to go to the dealership for Joel to drop off his truck and we decided that it would be a good time to take pictures in the car.

Mikey was pouting because Joel was taking FOREVER to take his car in, lol.

Pouting contest?

Finger stash?

Weirdos

Apparently Lili and I like to make the same face.

Lili doing some boob walking...

I love Mikey's rubber face, HAHA!

Boob-side service

Lili has a boob fetish me thinks

Mikey is adorable-ness

After Joel dropped off his car he forced his way into the driver seat and drove us around on the errands.

When we were done shopping (and wandering around Wal-Mart, playing with barbies, and screwing with giant champagne glass vases) we decided to stop for a few snackies at Johnny Carino's.

Lili was quite warn out from being in Wal-Mart for a little too long.

Mikey Hungie - Mikey POUT!

Lili perked up a little bit after she found an unattended poop in the ladies room. I'm not kidding...you can leave your comments and questions for her about the poops in the comment section below. She also made Mikey and I look at it with her...frightening.

Fin.

Monday, March 7, 2011

I thought up a really cool name for this blog and then forgot it...

So, a few weeks ago Joel and I decided that us and a few (okay quite a few) of our friends would go out to eat together at the restaurant that my BFF, Lili,'s man Steve works at. I will now tell the story of the night in photos. This will be good...and extremely hungover for 90% of the participants.

It started as a nice enough evening. Lisa and I were doing our normal photo positions including but not limited too, blind girl conversation.

I see you

And Uh, uh! I don't think so!

We then commenced with everybody look at your butt time...

Now we will awkward photo time...

I didn't realize how animated this photo was at the time.

Me creeping Lisa out.

Chris is the only one pleased to be in this picture.

I think Joel is playing see-food.

Chirby is already a little bit tipsy

It looks like Lili just conquered something.

Very interesting.

Eli stuffing it in.

Awkward...

We're pretty, or something...

Stevsie joining in on the fun.

Not sure what that is that Chirby is showing me...

He ate all of the rest of everyone's soup.

Then this happened...

I swear I'm waiting for Lili and Eli to join me...

See...

Apparently something smells...

Everyone was staring at me...

I have serious issues with this...

So, Joel handed me some wine and Lili helped get me nice and liquored to handle it.

then she turned on me...

She decided to draw AS MUCH attention to me as possible...

Chirby laughing at my misfortune.

Jerry, Sarah and Chirby judging me...

Food Porn TIME! My dinner - Kiwi-Mango Champagne Scallops

I think this was some sort of Thai shrimp thing

Joel's Rack of lamb

Jerry's Dinner

Me being a Creep and trying to hold Lili's hand...

Lili pretending she wanted to hold hands...she was actually quite creeped out

So EXCITED!

Too...something.

Such an interested conversation...

Chirby being silly...

Things have officially dismantled...

No fraking idea...

Yeah...Eli's sweater is super tasty...

That NEVER happened...

People were looking at me again...JEEZE!

Normally I wouldn't post a picture like this but us girls kept going in and out of the restroom together and at some point the camera got brought with and at that point Lili decided it would be funny to tell me that she was going to take a picture and then take one while I pulled my top down...Everyon with us found this photo to be utterly hilarious so I had to post it.